Just had way too much reading Samantha's awesome blog: [link] and filling this out: [link]


"Remember, a noun is a naming word, a verb is a doing word, an adjective is a describing word. Because I had to look it up."


My fellow Americans, today is a Super day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "celotape", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually brawsome(ly achieve -oops).

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces cootyfull and delectable challenges like never before. Our economy is illuminating. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for hoopla. Our healthcare system is wack yo. If your toes is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a Evil Count. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a pikachu stress ball. But sashaying together we can right this ship, and set a course for The island of Naboomboo.

Finally, I must thank my outer galactic family, my meany pants campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank My greatest fear is Chanel for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of fruit looping the American people. Without your humunga dunga efforts, none of this would have been possible.






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